theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

Congratulations to Falcao on his continued success in avoiding Champions League football forever.


Munir is only 5’9”…. But he could still grow right


Munir El Haddadi asked by batichliebedich



lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?


Did I tell you guys I got called a snowbunny by a guy at my apartment complex last week
I had to ask my roommate what it meant :(



Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god


alien-abs:

The Game got a group of rappers from all over the country to come together for a song about Ferguson and it’s pretty important

also if you buy the track on itunes the money will go to the Justice for Mike Brown GoFundMe